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Philomena007
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Joined: 15 Nov 2007
Posts: 95
Location: England
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:34 am |
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Shrek, Halle Berry and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"
Halle Berry agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous woman in the world , but sometimes I wonder."
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Halle Berry was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world."
Brad Pitt perked up and said: "And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive."
But Halle Berry lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said........ "Who the hell is Philomena007?" |
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gerijustus
Bogey
Joined: 26 Dec 2007
Posts: 41
Location: las vegas nevada, usa
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:55 pm |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha
Rolling on the floor laughing 
good one !! |
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Dougv
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Joined: 20 Apr 2007
Posts: 443
Location: Maine USA
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:34 pm |
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thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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CSpirit
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Joined: 20 Apr 2007
Posts: 485
Location: Virginia, USA
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:41 am |
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You Go Girl....I love it!  |
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Lather
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Joined: 09 Aug 2008
Posts: 7
Location: Germany
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Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Nice one....but in case: Can I have a Pic, please?  |
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