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matt1983
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Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 73
Location: South Wales
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:10 am |
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Two pretty women were playing golf one Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The cute lady rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my hand still hurts like hell." |
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CSpirit
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Joined: 20 Apr 2007
Posts: 524
Location: Virginia, USA
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:59 am |
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Another funny one.  |
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