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Tschriver
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Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 9
Location: Pittsburgh Pa. US
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:34 am |
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I like to start the year with how i beleive Real Women and Men are.
Let me know how close I actually am from the truth.
A WOMENS PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's Handsome, smart, and strong
One who'll loves to Listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call , not wait for weeks
I Pray that he is gainfully employed
When i spend his cash, he won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens the door
Massages my back and begs for more
Oh ! send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to " How Big is my Behind? "
I pray that this man will love me to the end
And Always be my Best Friend
A MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf, mute, nymphomaniac with huge Boobs,
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap |
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Dougv
Site Admin
Joined: 20 Apr 2007
Posts: 480
Location: Maine USA
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Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:05 am |
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CSpirit
HIO
Joined: 20 Apr 2007
Posts: 524
Location: Virginia, USA
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Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:31 pm |
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I'm telling your wife!!!! LMAO  |
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